Artikel ini bermain dengan menggunakan notepad. Namun disarankan agar tidak menggunakan komputer sendiri. Judulnya saja sudah "iseng".
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1. Iseng Mengeject CD-Drive Terus Menerus
Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7″)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
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2. Iseng Dengan Tombol Enter Terus Menerus
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”
loop
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3. Iseng Dengan Pesan Lambat Notepad “Hello, how are you? I am good thanks!”
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
WshShell.Run “notepad”
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate “Notepad”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “Hel”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “lo ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “, ho”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “w a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “re ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “you”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “? ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “I a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “m g”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ood”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ” th”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ank”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “s! “
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4. Iseng Dengan Backspace
MsgBox “Maaf, Anda Harus Mengulang Kembali”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop
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5. Iseng Dengan Membuka Calculator Terus Menerus
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\cacl.exe
GOTO top
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6. Iseng Dengan Keyboard
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “Maaf, Keyboard Tidak Berfungsi! Harap Diperbaiki”
loop
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7. Iseng Dengan Shutdown Computer
@echo off
msg * Komputer Anda Terinfeksi Virus
shutdown -c “Error! Virus Menyebar Keseluruh System!” -s -t 0
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Bon Jovi - Bed OF Roses guitar chords and tabs
Bon Jovi - Bed OF Roses
Repeat four times
E------------------------|
B--5-7-8--7--5--5--5-----|
G-------------------7----|
D------------------------|
A------------------------|
E------------------------|
Prog A played by another guitar:
E-----------------|
B-----------------|
G-----------------|
D---7-5---7-5-----|
A-------8-----8---|
E-----------------|
(keep playing Prog A for intro)
Prog A
sitting here wasted and wounded at this old piano
trying hard to capture the moment this morning I don't know
C F D5
'cause a bottle of vodka's still lodged in my head
and some blond gave me nightmares
i think that she's still in my bed
C
as I dream about movies they won't make of me when I'm dead
F
with an ironclad fist I wake up and french kiss the morning
F
while some marching band keeps its own beat in my head while we're
talking
C F D5
about all of the things that I long to believe,
C
about love, the truth and what you mean to me.
F D5 C
and the truth is, baby, you're all that I need.
Prog B
E-----------------|
B--1-3-1-0--------|
G-----------------|
D-----------------|
A-----------------|
E-----------------|
F C D5 A7
i want to lay you down on a bed of roses
F G B
for tonite I sleep on a bed of nails
D5 A7 F D5 A7
i want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
F C D5
and lay you down on a bed of roses
F
well I'm so far away
C
each step that I take is on my way home
F
a king's ransom in dimes I'd give each night
to see through this payphone
C F
still I run out of time or it's hard to get through
C
till the bird on the wire flies me back to you
F F D5 C
i'll just close my eyes and whisper, baby blind love is true
Prog B
CHORUS
F G
where the hotel bar hangover whiskey's gone dry
the barkeeper's wig's crooked
D5
and she's giving me the eye
C
well i might have said yeah
C C
but I laughed so hard I think I died
Prog C
E--3-5-3-2--------|
B-----------------|
G-----------------|
D-----------------|
A-----------------|
E-----------------|
G
Oh yeah
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------3-1-1-------------|
G------------------------------------2-0---2-2-2v-------2-0---------|
D--2-0---2-2-0---3-3-2-0---0---0---------3------------------3-3--3--|
A------3-------3---------3--3-3--0----------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E--1-3-5-5-3-1-6-6-5--3-1-3-1-1-3-----------3-5-6-5-b6-6------------|
B----------------------------------1-3---1--------------------------|
G-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
Prog A
now as you close your eyes know I'll be thinking about you
while my mistress she calls me to stand in her spotlight again tonite
I won't be alone but you know that don't mean I'm not lonely
F C
i've got nothing to prove
D5
for it's you that I'd die to defend
Prog C
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Repeat four times
E------------------------|
B--5-7-8--7--5--5--5-----|
G-------------------7----|
D------------------------|
A------------------------|
E------------------------|
Prog A played by another guitar:
E-----------------|
B-----------------|
G-----------------|
D---7-5---7-5-----|
A-------8-----8---|
E-----------------|
(keep playing Prog A for intro)
Prog A
sitting here wasted and wounded at this old piano
trying hard to capture the moment this morning I don't know
C F D5
'cause a bottle of vodka's still lodged in my head
and some blond gave me nightmares
i think that she's still in my bed
C
as I dream about movies they won't make of me when I'm dead
F
with an ironclad fist I wake up and french kiss the morning
F
while some marching band keeps its own beat in my head while we're
talking
C F D5
about all of the things that I long to believe,
C
about love, the truth and what you mean to me.
F D5 C
and the truth is, baby, you're all that I need.
Prog B
E-----------------|
B--1-3-1-0--------|
G-----------------|
D-----------------|
A-----------------|
E-----------------|
F C D5 A7
i want to lay you down on a bed of roses
F G B
for tonite I sleep on a bed of nails
D5 A7 F D5 A7
i want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
F C D5
and lay you down on a bed of roses
F
well I'm so far away
C
each step that I take is on my way home
F
a king's ransom in dimes I'd give each night
to see through this payphone
C F
still I run out of time or it's hard to get through
C
till the bird on the wire flies me back to you
F F D5 C
i'll just close my eyes and whisper, baby blind love is true
Prog B
CHORUS
F G
where the hotel bar hangover whiskey's gone dry
the barkeeper's wig's crooked
D5
and she's giving me the eye
C
well i might have said yeah
C C
but I laughed so hard I think I died
Prog C
E--3-5-3-2--------|
B-----------------|
G-----------------|
D-----------------|
A-----------------|
E-----------------|
G
Oh yeah
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------3-1-1-------------|
G------------------------------------2-0---2-2-2v-------2-0---------|
D--2-0---2-2-0---3-3-2-0---0---0---------3------------------3-3--3--|
A------3-------3---------3--3-3--0----------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E--1-3-5-5-3-1-6-6-5--3-1-3-1-1-3-----------3-5-6-5-b6-6------------|
B----------------------------------1-3---1--------------------------|
G-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
Prog A
now as you close your eyes know I'll be thinking about you
while my mistress she calls me to stand in her spotlight again tonite
I won't be alone but you know that don't mean I'm not lonely
F C
i've got nothing to prove
D5
for it's you that I'd die to defend
Prog C
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Guitar Chord Kerispatih - Aku Harus Jujur
KERISPATIH - AKU HARUS JUJUR
Intro : Em C D 2x
Em Am D G
maafkan kali ini aku harus jujur
Em Am D G
kau harus tau siapa aku sebenarnya
B Em
terfikir dalam benakku
D C Bm Am
tentang cinta terlarang selama ini kupendam
Em Am D G
jangan salahkan keadaan ini sayang
Em Am D G
semua adalah keterbasanku saja
B Em
tak mampu menjadi yang kau mau
D C B
aku mencoba dan aku tak mampu
Chorus
C D
tak bisa lagi mencintaimu
G D/F# Em
dengan sisi lainku
Am Bm
aku tak sanggup menjadi biasa
C D
aku tak sanggup
C D
tak ada satupun yang mungkin bisa
Bm Em
terima kau seperti aku
Am Bm
kumohon jangan salahkan aku lagi
C D
ini aku yang sebenarnya
Intro : Em D/F# C Bm Am G Am A# B
B Em
tak mampu menjadi yang kau mau
D C B
aku mencoba dan aku tak mampu
Solo : E C#m G#m F#m B
Am B
Chorus
C D
tak bisa lagi mencintaimu
G D/F# Em
dengan sisi lainku
Am Bm
aku tak sanggup menjadi biasa
C D
aku tak sanggup
C D
tak ada satupun yang mungkin bisa
Bm Em
terima kau seperti aku
Am Bm
kumohon jangan salahkan aku lagi
C
ini aku
Em Am D G
maafkan kali ini aku harus jujur
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Intro : Em C D 2x
Em Am D G
maafkan kali ini aku harus jujur
Em Am D G
kau harus tau siapa aku sebenarnya
B Em
terfikir dalam benakku
D C Bm Am
tentang cinta terlarang selama ini kupendam
Em Am D G
jangan salahkan keadaan ini sayang
Em Am D G
semua adalah keterbasanku saja
B Em
tak mampu menjadi yang kau mau
D C B
aku mencoba dan aku tak mampu
Chorus
C D
tak bisa lagi mencintaimu
G D/F# Em
dengan sisi lainku
Am Bm
aku tak sanggup menjadi biasa
C D
aku tak sanggup
C D
tak ada satupun yang mungkin bisa
Bm Em
terima kau seperti aku
Am Bm
kumohon jangan salahkan aku lagi
C D
ini aku yang sebenarnya
Intro : Em D/F# C Bm Am G Am A# B
B Em
tak mampu menjadi yang kau mau
D C B
aku mencoba dan aku tak mampu
Solo : E C#m G#m F#m B
Am B
Chorus
C D
tak bisa lagi mencintaimu
G D/F# Em
dengan sisi lainku
Am Bm
aku tak sanggup menjadi biasa
C D
aku tak sanggup
C D
tak ada satupun yang mungkin bisa
Bm Em
terima kau seperti aku
Am Bm
kumohon jangan salahkan aku lagi
C
ini aku
Em Am D G
maafkan kali ini aku harus jujur
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